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Wedding Joke

There was a couple, 85 years old, who had been married for sixty years. Though they were far from rich, they managed to get by because they watched their pennies. They were both in very good health, largely due to the wife’s insistence on healthy foods and exercise for the last decade. One day, their […]






Marriage Jokes

❤Three men were at a bar. Two of the men were discussing the control they had over their wives, while the third remained uninterested. After a short while, the two men turned to the third and asked, “What about you? What kind of control do you have over your wife?” The third man turned to […]






Wedding Jokes, have some fun!

Forever hold your peace .. During the wedding ceremony, when the minister/preacher/priest comes to the part about, “If anyone has any reason why these two people should not marry, speak up now or forever hold your peace…” have this 4-to-6 year old boy running up the aisle yelling, “Daddy, daddy.”I understand from a friend who […]






Wedding Jokes

❤ A little girl at a wedding asked, “Mommy, why do brides always wear white?” The mom replied, “Because they’re happy, dear.” Halfway through the wedding the girl whispered, “Mommy, if brides wear white because they’re happy, then why do men wear black?” ❤ A young couple were married and then embarked on their honeymoon. […]






Jokes about Apparel

A busty girl in a tight, low-cut dress is at a party with her boyfriend. “Bit crowded, ” she says. “Yes,” he replies. “But it suits you.” A man comes home from work sporting two black eyes. “What happened to you?” asks his wife. “I’ll never understand women,” he replies. “I was riding on the […]






Wedding Jokes

Those Wanting to be Married Father Henry was planning a wedding at the close of the morning service. After the benediction Father Henry had planned to call the couple down to be married for a brief ceremony before the congregation.  For the life of him, he couldn’t think of the names of those who were […]






Clothing Jokes

Well-dressed What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man? His wife is good at picking out clothes. Nice Bike Two engineering students meet on campus one day. The first engineer calls out to the other, “Hey nice bike! Where did you get it?” “Well,” replies the other, “I was walking to class the other […]






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